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Carl Froch vs. Jermain Taylor, billed as Continents Collide, was a professional boxing match contested on 25 April 2009, for the WBC super middleweight championship. The fight was held at the Foxwoods Resort Casino in Ledyard, Connecticut, United States on 25 April 2009.
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{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
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